As you know, last week yet another young festival-goer tragically died. No-one is saying that pill-testing is a cure-all. It is just one effective method of making it safer for those who do take drugs, and it can be instituted by exactly the same logic on which we have the safe injecting rooms. Your predecessor in the post of Premier has said the greatest legacy of his decade in the stint was instituting those safe-injecting rooms. You can have a legacy of your own on this. But I repeat: you know and I know we will have pill-testing in the near future. So why not get it done now?
How do you ask someone to be the last person to die for a mistake?
Get this done!
A couple of months ago in this space I noted how poorly Barnaby Joyceâs memoir Weather
board and Iron had sold, with just 1760 copies sold after two months on sale, despite massive publicity. In the interests of political balance, I can report that Kevin Ruddâs account, The PM Years, re
leased by Pan Macmillan in late October, has done only a little better, with about 4135 copies sold on the latest figures from Bookscan, the industryâs bible for book sales. The book is projected to sell about a twentieth the number sold of Julia Gillardâs memoirs, currently weighing in at 73,000 and even fewer than Wayne Swanâs 6000 copies sold.
The reaction to my piece last week concerning the million dead fish now clogging up the Murray Darling in the greatest environmental disaster of this generation was extraordinary. Tweets, emails, texts and phone calls all sounded the same theme: where the blazes is the government on this? (Particularly when, as one high-placed source told me, âMenindee is just a dress-rehearsal for what is to come.)
Deputy PM Michael McCormack, might have gone as he was in the broad area, but he was in Parkes dressed as Elvis, whooping it up, singing âViva Las Parkes.â (I am not making that up.) Barnaby Joyce, the âdrought envoy,â was a no-show. Melissa Price, the Environment Minister, was the same. Even the local federal member Tim Coulton preferred to go to a cooking show in India â promoting lamb â than visit.
And the Prime Minister?
âI donât want to see the disturbing scene … in relation to the fish deaths,â he told Sky, âtrigger some sort of pre-election political game being played.â
Forget the danger of political games, Prime Minister, do your freaking JOB. Our river system is dying, and this needs urgent action. The fact that no one from your government has visited is a disgrace.
Joke of the week
Paddy and Mick are enjoying a pint of Guinness in a London pub when Paddy turns to Mick and says âIâve decided to move back to Dublin post-Brexitâ.
Puzzled, Mick asks âwhy would you be doing that?â
Paddy, âI want to be closer to Europe!â
- The joke comes courtesy of reader Des Doyle, who wrote it.
Tweet of the week
Apparently the Sydney woman who won the $100mill will be using the money to put a deposit on a 1 bedroom unit in Bondi.
Quotes of the week
âThe Darling River is our ngamaka â our mother. It is Barka and we are Barkandiji wiimpatja â Darling River people. We depend on our river for everything . . . without it we are nothing.â – Uncle Badger Bates, Barkandji Elder, Wilcannia
âPremier, please: can we have this pill testing done. Itâs such a small thing to do, itâs not hard. Letâs try and get it out there. If it saves one life, one life is a life. And these are children.â – Denise Doig, grandmother of Alex Ross-Kelly, who recently died of a suspected drug overdose at a music festival.
âWeâve got Australia Day coming up, Iâm making it really clear what my standards and what my rules are. I donât see a problem with that.â – Prime Minister Scott Morrison, on his rules. Donât say you havenât been told.
âIt was surprising to see an Australian prime minister announcing a ban on board shorts for any event on Australia Day, and it is unclear how council staff would enforce this.â – Linda Scott, the Local Government NSW president and deputy mayor of the City of Sydney, politely questioning Scott Morrisonâs plan to have a dress code for citizenship ceremonies.
âThereâs no limit to how much we will contribute; Iâve put no limit on it.â – Clive Palmer vowing to bombard Australians with ads and texts in the lead-up to the next election, while ignoring the creditors of his collapsed Queensland Nickel refinery.
âI hope my story encourages others to be brave and free.â – Saudi teenager Rahaf al Qunun, who escaped her country and has now been accepted into Canada.
âIt is clear that the House does not support this deal.â – Theresa May, rather understating the Brexit vote loss.
Peter FitzSimons is a journalist and columnist with The Sydney Morning Herald.